4.01.2009

Deviantart fag dedicates his
page to The Flying Mouth
.
Mouth had little to say,
other than "what a
faggot furry".

1.23.2009

The Flying Mouth writes an article for
Time Magazine.

1.13.2009

The Flying Mouth going
for some ez kills.
The Flying Mouth
schooling noobs.

1.06.2009

Comics


Your Honor, I didn't fire him because he was
black. I fired him because being black
affected his performance.

1.02.2009


Fun Fact: Flyingmouth's mouth
doesn't register as a head shot.

1.01.2009

Flying Mouth Develops
Theory For Curing
Cancer; Says "Fuck It."



Yesterday morning, T. F. Mouth developed a foolproof theory for removing cancerous tumors. "It just came naturally. Everything comes naturally when you're pro," Stated Mouth during his Nobel nomination. However, upon discovering the cause of cancer, Mouth decided to abandon the project. "As it turns out, the only real cause for cancer is being a stupid noob. So fuck it, who gives a shit about them?" Many skeptics believe that this was just a "fucking bullshit noob ass faggot excuse". Naturally, said skeptics were quickly pwned, as Mouth unleashed the fucking fury.