Noob Down

2009-04-01T12:16:00.000-07:00

Deviantart fag dedicates his
page to The Flying Mouth.
Mouth had little to say,
other than "what a
faggot furry".

2009-01-23T06:20:00.000-08:00

The Flying Mouth writes an article for
Time Magazine.

2009-01-13T20:04:00.001-08:00

The Flying Mouth going
for some ez kills.

2009-01-13T19:55:00.000-08:00

The Flying Mouth
schooling noobs.

Comics

2009-01-06T15:28:00.001-08:00

Your Honor, I didn't fire him because he was
black. I fired him because being black
affected his performance.

2009-01-02T20:01:00.000-08:00

Fun Fact: Flyingmouth's mouth
doesn't register as a head shot.

2009-01-01T21:14:00.000-08:00

Flying Mouth Develops
Theory For Curing
Cancer; Says "Fuck It."

Yesterday morning, T. F. Mouth developed a foolproof theory for removing cancerous tumors. "It just came naturally. Everything comes naturally when you're pro," Stated Mouth during his Nobel nomination. However, upon discovering the cause of cancer, Mouth decided to abandon the project. "As it turns out, the only real cause for cancer is being a stupid noob. So fuck it, who gives a shit about them?" Many skeptics believe that this was just a "fucking bullshit noob ass faggot excuse". Naturally, said skeptics were quickly pwned, as Mouth unleashed the fucking fury.

2009-01-01T21:08:00.000-08:00

The Flying Mouth only gets epic loot.

2009-01-01T20:53:00.000-08:00

15,000 Year Old
Painting Found In
Australian Cave.

Archeologists have recently discovered an ancient cave painting, presumably of the infamous "Flying Mouth". The only question that remains is, was Mouth alive back then, or did "Cave Prophets" really exist?

2009-01-01T16:24:00.000-08:00

The Flying Mouth takes a break
from noob pwning.

2008-12-31T05:57:00.000-08:00

The Flying Mouth speaks out to the public; says "all noob in here."

2008-12-30T10:52:00.000-08:00

Flyingmouth always uses infallible
logic to prove his point.

2008-12-29T20:09:00.000-08:00

Flying Mouth only lead in British homicide case

Security cameras took this video on 12-25-08, right before "The Flying Mouth" fled the scene. Autopsy experts believe this young man was a victim of "a serious noob pwning." Mouth is still on the loose, so remember noobs, travel in packs. Don't try to solo everything.

Flying Mouth Spotted!

2008-12-29T12:30:00.000-08:00

"The Flying Mouth" seen near Richmond, VA.
The Elusive Flying Mouth was spotted on 12-23-08 near a state park, presumably resting after an extensive series of noob pwnings.