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Flying Mouth Develops
Theory For Curing
Cancer; Says "Fuck It."
Yesterday morning, T. F. Mouth developed a foolproof theory for removing cancerous tumors. "It just came naturally. Everything comes naturally when you're pro," Stated Mouth during his Nobel nomination. However, upon discovering the cause of cancer, Mouth decided to abandon the project. "As it turns out, the only real cause for cancer is being a stupid noob. So fuck it, who gives a shit about them?" Many skeptics believe that this was just a "fucking bullshit noob ass faggot excuse". Naturally, said skeptics were quickly pwned, as Mouth unleashed the fucking fury.
Theory For Curing
Cancer; Says "Fuck It."
Yesterday morning, T. F. Mouth developed a foolproof theory for removing cancerous tumors. "It just came naturally. Everything comes naturally when you're pro," Stated Mouth during his Nobel nomination. However, upon discovering the cause of cancer, Mouth decided to abandon the project. "As it turns out, the only real cause for cancer is being a stupid noob. So fuck it, who gives a shit about them?" Many skeptics believe that this was just a "fucking bullshit noob ass faggot excuse". Naturally, said skeptics were quickly pwned, as Mouth unleashed the fucking fury.
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